"Well, that ‘A’ they’re both wearing, I think it stands for ‘Asshole’. Wanna know why? Because they fell in love and love is for stupid assholes. And this book is just about a bunch of assholes who fell in love, like assholes, then had to die, like assholes. I’m sorry about all the assholes." - Robbie Weaver in Crazy Stupid Love.